me: *in my head*
hi there, cutie… can i have your number? you know i really like you.
do you have a girlfriend? can i be your girlfriend?
i want to hug you…. pa-kiss! hihihi…. <3
me: *smiles without saying a word*
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
hahahaha fuck you..
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(Source: samanthasmylie)
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the citayy
to seee a marching band
he said
listen here u lil shit
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
(Source: phauux)
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